General Thoughts

I had a quick recce this morning on the school run but the scything rain that lashed the backs, fronts and heads of the staggering children had washed away any remnants of the orange turds. Pity as my mode of transport, slowly crawlimg in the car, would have been an excellent method of catching up with any defecating animal, Pikey, resident, or frightened alien. For those who wonder why I was crawling in the car it was to keep pace with the children who were of course walking.
I did exit the vehicle at the school as the headmistress has some objection to motor vehicles in the playground, doubtless caused by travelling families who think they can park anywhere and totally ignore using the swings as a simple drop off point.
Carefully scanned the young mothers but quite naturally their tattoos were concealed by layers of rain proof clothing. Pity as I have a theory that some of the cheaper Ts may well run in wet conditions and bugger up the chinese menus printed on some necks. A chicken Chow Mein could change into Fried Prawn Bollocks and cause chaos in the lifeof the innocent passer -by who copied it down in good faith. Always use the printed menu I say and then you've got 'em in black and white.
I notice the news feed is trumpeting about the Cof E telling women bishops to bugger off and of course all the all knowing MPs critisising them for it. Why can't these useless morons in parliament stick to fiddling their expenses instead of shoving their noses into matters that don't concern them. Ye Gods any married man must shudder at the thought of giving these pushy women any higher standing to blow their own trumpets and inflict their will upon everybody else.