Uncle Ranter's Cosy Thoughts

A wonderful letter in The Telegraph today shows that some of us are fighting back against Nanny and her hordes of brainwashed minions. A gentleman having to put one of the statutary ' It is Against the Law to Smoke etc. ' signs in the entrance to his lovely old church added another sign below it.

' Warning! If you smoke on these premises God, who knows everything, will forgive you. However,The Government, who know nothing, will prosecute you.'

Unfortunately sarcasm, satire, and wit mean nothing to the humourless Nazis who seek to control every aspect of our lives. Short of ' a la lanterne' is there anything we can do to make them crawl back into the ordure from which they hatched?