The War On Racialism

The great battle against racialism has opened a new front within the motor trade. Volkswagon, that well known German manufacturer of ' Hitler' cars has launched two variants of its new 'up' super mini called ' The White Up' and 'The Black Up.'
 Guess which model is causing offence in the U.K.?
VW bosses in the UK blocked the black version because it could give offence to ethnic minorities. For why pray? Oh, obviously, the term 'black up' could give offence to ethnic minorities who may associate it with white actors and singers blacking up applying dark make-up to perform as minstrels darker complexioned expert players of stringed musical instruments en route to ' De Camptown Races.'
To get round this the VW people in the UK have simply reversed the words and called the vehicle 'The Up Black' which has done nothing to satisfy the ranks of the professionally offended.

There must legions of these useless sperm seepers spending every day of their lives looking for something to complain about. One example. a creature entitled Matthew Collins from an organism called Hope Not Hate  branded the name insensitive. He said that in this country we seem to be dealing with an explosion of racism and these are not the wisest of words to be have been chosen.
What  drooping dicks he and his cohorts are. They,like all true believers, will never realise that the majority of people, both black and white, would never have thought twice about the car name if the campaigners hadn't made it into one of their endless causes.